(RNN) – Welcome to your weekend, where we'll run through a million miles of cyberspace videos in five minutes and simultaneously try to make "Knock, knock" jokes popular again.
Knock, knock … Who's there? Thermos... Thermos, who? Thermos be a better knock, knock joke than this!
Included in this week is the cure for people who are sickened by Lance Armstrong, a way to shut up constant complainers and proof that encouragement from your friends is still no excuse for following through on a bad idea.
And yes, there are is a jab or two at those guys running for president.
THINK BEFORE YOU LEAP
It's not just a good metaphor for life. It's also sound advice for German guys in little shorts who like to hang out with foul-mouthed friends.
Anyone who is not frightened by the above statement may proceed. Everyone else, please wait for the next available shuttle.
Saturday, November 10 2012 1:48 PM EST2012-11-10 18:48:37 GMT
(RNN) – With the majority of ballots counted and the question of who will be the next president put to rest, only Florida remains undecided as vote tallies continued into Wednesday. With 97 percent reported,More >>
The state of Florida has finished its tally, and its 29 electoral votes went to President Barack Obama. Not that it mattered. More >>
Wednesday, November 7 2012 9:48 AM EST2012-11-07 14:48:58 GMT
(RNN) – Obama took on a variety of issues during his first term in the Oval Office, and he pledged to continue his plan of economic recovery in the next four years. His campaign rode the theme of "Change"More >>
"This is a time of great challenges for America, and I pray the president will be successful in guiding our nation," said Mitt Romney in his concession speech.More >>